It hasn’t even been twelve hours since Modern Warfare 2 was released yet, and already we’re getting news about the third installment of Infinity Ward’s money making machine.

The Onion News Network appears to have gotten the first exclusive look at the next game, in the modern warfare series. It appears the game will be even more realistic, (something which I’m still trying to figure out if possibly within the realm of reality), as you’re actually going to be doing a whole bunch of boring crap throughout the game, just like a grunt in the real U.S. military! Hoorah!

In Modern Warfare 3, players will interact with other fellow soldiers, and even debate over which actress is hotter, but more importantly, there are even going to be missions which will have you fighting over our native American soil; how’s that for realism. Yes, it appears instead of us invading all sorts of countries around the world, Modern Warfare 3 will have foreign armies stand up the us bullies, and bring the fight over to us. Wow, talk about a brutal reality check.

In addition to this, Modern Warfare 3 will also be hitting Nintendo’s little system, but with something the competitors wont be getting; A 17 pound controller shaped like an M249 machine gun. Yep, that’s right. Nothing makes you feel more immersed in a game, than another oversized Wii peripheral.

Albeit this is a spoof, we know someone is definitely going to be making that oversized machine gun thing for the Wii now.

Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks

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