There are hundreds of sites offering their perspective on what they think would make an excellent Christmas gift and that is all fine and dandy, but most of these opinions are largely carbon copies with slight variations.  Here at Koku Gamer we sometimes try to do things a little different.  We have all received bad gifts in the past and hoped that they were a joke so I ask you, what ever happened to the gag gift?  Sometimes the gag gift can be just as memorable as the big fancy gift as it can yield a few good laughs at the expense of others.  The torture of playing through an awful game can give the gift giver endless pleasure as he watches their friend, the poor bastard, try to endure the gift as to not appear ungracious.  The Xbox 360 has a plethora of titles to make the blood of your best friend boil and if you are sick enough, you will enjoy their pain this Christmas. Most of these games from 2009 were critically panned so they can usually be found in the bargain bin for a few ducats.

1)  G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

This game is very similar to the arcade version years ago and should have died there. The movie and the game are simply terrible and are a good way to terrorize your loved ones. The streak of bad games based on movies continues.

2)  Infernal: Hell’s Vengeance

This game was released to the surprise of many and those that noticed hardly cared to purchase it. It does little correct and leaves the purchases feeling betrayed.

3)  Rogue Warrior

Perhaps one of the worst releases of late 2009. The highlights include excessive swearing.

4)  Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust

The Leisure Suit Larry franchise has always been a bit sleazy but was memorable because its brash humor was new to gaming in the early days. Unfortunately the franchise has not evolved and is on its last legs.

5)  Tony Hawk: RIDE
When the peripheral fails, your game fails.

6)  Terminator Salvation
Yet again, another shooter that does nothing well. At least Avatar wasn’t this bad.

7)  Dynasty Warriors: Gundam 2
A whole lot of bore.

8)  Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
I believe that I’ve made my point against movie games.

9)  Risen

I really wished that this game would have been better but there are just too many others that do everything that this games aspires to and more.

10)  Damnation
This one will make your friends question their friendship with you.

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